Funny Things Freshers Say!

itsmonktastic · Post by **itsmonktastic** » Sun May 06, 2007 3:19 pm

hehe. This amuses me. As I know who both of those are.

Post by **astropoint** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:37 pm

[22:36:01] <NickyClarke> is dc++ down?
[22:36:04] <NickyClarke> on campus

Obviously just needed to update their IP, but still, one wonders where she was chatting if "dc++ is down"

Post by **astropoint** » Sat May 26, 2007 4:26 pm

[13:05:17] <Chelski-v2> as mnay internet connections have a download cap, would downloading from newsgroups, eat away our download usage?

echelon · Post by **echelon** » Sun May 27, 2007 1:48 pm

astropoint wrote:
[13:05:17] <Chelski-v2> as mnay internet connections have a download cap, would downloading from newsgroups, eat away our download usage?

haha classic.. ppl have that tendency to think newsgroups are somewhat nothing to do with the internet... me thinks someone told them this was the download way before the internet kicked off... then they thought that meant newsgroups aren't on the internet

Post by **astropoint** » Wed May 30, 2007 9:21 am

Normal sort of first question. Expected the usual IP stuff. How very wrong I was:

[02:01:34] <jammin> sorry to interrupt but i was wondering if any of you guys could help me with something
[02:01:40] <astropoint> jammin, try putting your IP from http://checkip.dyndns.org/ into the IP (or External/WAN IP) box in File -> Settings -> Connection Settings. Make sure it is the CORRECT IP before asking further questions (Just because it was one thing yesterday doesn't mean to say it is the same today as it does change from time to time). Many searching/downloading problems are caused by an incorrect IP or lack of the IP.
[02:02:00] <astropoint> was i right?
[02:02:01] <jammin> thanks its not that tho
[02:02:05] <astropoint> damn
[02:02:11] <astropoint> ok, go ahead
[02:02:14] <jammin> i downloaded a porn vid a while ago
[02:02:19] <jammin> but deleted it by mistake
[02:02:24] <jammin> and cant find it again
[02:02:35] <jammin> just wondering if anyone would recognise it
[02:02:42] <jammin> its like 1 guy 1 girl
[02:02:44] <jammin> on a sofa
[02:02:59] <astropoint> o.....k
[02:03:00] <jammin> shes wearing like a red bikini (for a while)
[02:03:02] <mooo> lmao
[02:03:16] <astropoint> i ahve to say that is one of the most unusual requests we've had
[02:03:25] <mooo> not the usual questions we get
[02:03:33] <jammin> thought you mite like a change
[02:03:33] <mooo> beat ne to it astro
[02:03:38] <jammin> n its driving me mad
[02:04:09] <mooo> how long ago did you delete it?
[02:04:33] <jammin> a while ago
[02:04:39] <jammin> maybe a few months
[02:04:43] <astropoint> probably been actually overwritten then
[02:04:49] <mooo> ok, so not retrievable then
[02:04:53] <jammin> yehhh id say so
[02:04:56] <astropoint> what he said
[02:05:00] <mooo> keep beating me astro
[02:05:08] <astropoint> you're in need of sleep
[02:05:12] <mooo> *shakes fist*
[02:05:23] <mooo> sleep is for the weak
[02:05:36] <astropoint> lol
[02:05:40] <astropoint> you;re the one who was off to bed
[02:05:58] <mooo> hush
[02:06:22] <mooo> jammin: can you remember the names of the people in the vid?
[02:06:47] <jammin> nope
[02:06:58] <jammin> just that she said she had "english boobs"
[02:07:04] <mooo> lol
[02:07:12] <mooo> don't really think we can help you
[02:07:21] <jammin> needle in a haystack really
[02:07:24] <jammin> thanks anyway

echelon · Post by **echelon** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:08 pm

astropoint wrote:Normal sort of first question. Expected the usual IP stuff. How very wrong I was:

[02:01:34] <jammin> sorry to interrupt but i was wondering if any of you guys could help me with something
[02:01:40] <astropoint> jammin, try putting your IP from http://checkip.dyndns.org/ into the IP (or External/WAN IP) box in File -> Settings -> Connection Settings. Make sure it is the CORRECT IP before asking further questions (Just because it was one thing yesterday doesn't mean to say it is the same today as it does change from time to time). Many searching/downloading problems are caused by an incorrect IP or lack of the IP.
[02:02:00] <astropoint> was i right?
[02:02:01] <jammin> thanks its not that tho
[02:02:05] <astropoint> damn
[02:02:11] <astropoint> ok, go ahead
[02:02:14] <jammin> i downloaded a porn vid a while ago
[02:02:19] <jammin> but deleted it by mistake
[02:02:24] <jammin> and cant find it again
[02:02:35] <jammin> just wondering if anyone would recognise it
[02:02:42] <jammin> its like 1 guy 1 girl
[02:02:44] <jammin> on a sofa
[02:02:59] <astropoint> o.....k
[02:03:00] <jammin> shes wearing like a red bikini (for a while)
[02:03:02] <mooo> lmao
[02:03:16] <astropoint> i ahve to say that is one of the most unusual requests we've had
[02:03:25] <mooo> not the usual questions we get
[02:03:33] <jammin> thought you mite like a change
[02:03:33] <mooo> beat ne to it astro
[02:03:38] <jammin> n its driving me mad
[02:04:09] <mooo> how long ago did you delete it?
[02:04:33] <jammin> a while ago
[02:04:39] <jammin> maybe a few months
[02:04:43] <astropoint> probably been actually overwritten then
[02:04:49] <mooo> ok, so not retrievable then
[02:04:53] <jammin> yehhh id say so
[02:04:56] <astropoint> what he said
[02:05:00] <mooo> keep beating me astro
[02:05:08] <astropoint> you're in need of sleep
[02:05:12] <mooo> *shakes fist*
[02:05:23] <mooo> sleep is for the weak
[02:05:36] <astropoint> lol
[02:05:40] <astropoint> you;re the one who was off to bed
[02:05:58] <mooo> hush
[02:06:22] <mooo> jammin: can you remember the names of the people in the vid?
[02:06:47] <jammin> nope
[02:06:58] <jammin> just that she said she had "english boobs"
[02:07:04] <mooo> lol
[02:07:12] <mooo> don't really think we can help you
[02:07:21] <jammin> needle in a haystack really
[02:07:24] <jammin> thanks anyway

This is freaking awesome... the best laugh in a long while.... especially loved that "english boobs" quote...

Post by **astropoint** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:42 pm

Noooo! His fame is diminishing! Cocodude, you must return NOW!

[00:39:56] <NakedDaro> Cocodude is God Fitzroy
[00:40:16] <NakedDaro> astropoint |= Cocodude
[00:40:22] <astropoint> and that
[00:40:34] <Fitzroy> elaborate on this cocodude please

yoinkster · Post by **yoinkster** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:01 am

astropoint wrote:Normal sort of first question. Expected the usual IP stuff. How very wrong I was:

[02:01:34] <jammin> sorry to interrupt but i was wondering if any of you guys could help me with something
[02:01:40] <astropoint> jammin, try putting your IP from http://checkip.dyndns.org/ into the IP (or External/WAN IP) box in File -> Settings -> Connection Settings. Make sure it is the CORRECT IP before asking further questions (Just because it was one thing yesterday doesn't mean to say it is the same today as it does change from time to time). Many searching/downloading problems are caused by an incorrect IP or lack of the IP.
[02:02:00] <astropoint> was i right?
[02:02:01] <jammin> thanks its not that tho
[02:02:05] <astropoint> damn
[02:02:11] <astropoint> ok, go ahead
[02:02:14] <jammin> i downloaded a porn vid a while ago
[02:02:19] <jammin> but deleted it by mistake
[02:02:24] <jammin> and cant find it again
[02:02:35] <jammin> just wondering if anyone would recognise it
[02:02:42] <jammin> its like 1 guy 1 girl
[02:02:44] <jammin> on a sofa
[02:02:59] <astropoint> o.....k
[02:03:00] <jammin> shes wearing like a red bikini (for a while)
[02:03:02] <mooo> lmao
[02:03:16] <astropoint> i ahve to say that is one of the most unusual requests we've had
[02:03:25] <mooo> not the usual questions we get
[02:03:33] <jammin> thought you mite like a change
[02:03:33] <mooo> beat ne to it astro
[02:03:38] <jammin> n its driving me mad
[02:04:09] <mooo> how long ago did you delete it?
[02:04:33] <jammin> a while ago
[02:04:39] <jammin> maybe a few months
[02:04:43] <astropoint> probably been actually overwritten then
[02:04:49] <mooo> ok, so not retrievable then
[02:04:53] <jammin> yehhh id say so
[02:04:56] <astropoint> what he said
[02:05:00] <mooo> keep beating me astro
[02:05:08] <astropoint> you're in need of sleep
[02:05:12] <mooo> *shakes fist*
[02:05:23] <mooo> sleep is for the weak
[02:05:36] <astropoint> lol
[02:05:40] <astropoint> you;re the one who was off to bed
[02:05:58] <mooo> hush
[02:06:22] <mooo> jammin: can you remember the names of the people in the vid?
[02:06:47] <jammin> nope
[02:06:58] <jammin> just that she said she had "english boobs"
[02:07:04] <mooo> lol
[02:07:12] <mooo> don't really think we can help you
[02:07:21] <jammin> needle in a haystack really
[02:07:24] <jammin> thanks anyway

haha i missed that. awesome !!

Post by **cocodude** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:16 pm

astropoint wrote:Noooo! His fame is diminishing! Cocodude, you must return NOW!

[00:39:56] <NakedDaro> Cocodude is God Fitzroy
[00:40:16] <NakedDaro> astropoint |= Cocodude
[00:40:22] <astropoint> and that
[00:40:34] <Fitzroy> elaborate on this cocodude please

Ha! Excellent! astropoint certainly IS NOT astropoint OR cocodude though as Daro said. That would be some incredible uber uber op with ultimate operator skills and typo special powers.

Cocodude

echelon · Post by **echelon** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:10 pm

cocodude wrote:
astropoint wrote:Noooo! His fame is diminishing! Cocodude, you must return NOW!

[00:39:56] <NakedDaro> Cocodude is God Fitzroy
[00:40:16] <NakedDaro> astropoint |= Cocodude
[00:40:22] <astropoint> and that
[00:40:34] <Fitzroy> elaborate on this cocodude please
Ha! Excellent! astropoint certainly IS NOT astropoint OR cocodude though as Daro said. That would be some incredible uber uber op with ultimate operator skills and typo special powers.

Cocodude

haha I think u forgot the ever present part

so uber uber op with ultimate operator skills and typo special powers that is ever present

Post by **astropoint** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:10 pm

[13:08:15] <hypnoticmonkey> -commands
[13:08:38] <NakedDaro> hah
[13:08:43] <NakedDaro> lost all my films too
[13:08:55] <NakedDaro> and it took me this long to notice
[13:09:01] <hypnoticmonkey> -[get]help
[13:09:10] <Satan> it's just -help
[13:09:12] <NakedDaro> silly hypnoticmonkey
[13:09:17] <hypnoticmonkey> oh cheers
[13:09:23] <hypnoticmonkey> -[help]
[13:09:28] <hypnoticmonkey> oh fuck

SpookyKid · Post by **SpookyKid** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:48 am

astropoint wrote:Noooo! His fame is diminishing! Cocodude, you must return NOW!

[00:39:56] <NakedDaro> Cocodude is God Fitzroy
[00:40:16] <NakedDaro> astropoint |= Cocodude
[00:40:22] <astropoint> and that
[00:40:34] <Fitzroy> elaborate on this cocodude please

do I ever get mentioned in a similar way?

Post by **astropoint** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:57 pm

Not with quite the same degree of awe I'm afraid

Post by **cocodude** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:35 pm

Soon, I shall return :p

Cocodude

Post by **astropoint** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:14 pm

The hub, and it's massive population of 19 users, tremble with anticipation at the mere thought