Funny Things Freshers Say!

[mids]

[14:30:27] <Harmonica> someone say something so i know im connected :S

[mids]

[21:06:50] <r3b3lli0n> thx astropoint..
[21:07:02] <astropoint> which firewall?
[21:07:13] <r3b3lli0n> the off campus one

another comedy one for today

[astropoint]

I live for days like these

[19:50:06] <Smelly_Kat> Dunners: Simple solution, download live cd , boot off live cd, open terminal any type "dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda" (replace sda with your disk)
[19:50:17] <Dunners> ...
[19:50:19] <astropoint> I'll kick you
[19:50:19] <Smelly_Kat> that'll fix it
[19:50:19] <Circadia> terminal?
[19:50:21] <astropoint> I will do it
[19:50:27] <Dunners> Thing is Kat
[19:50:31] <Smelly_Kat> sorry
[19:50:33] <astropoint> actuyally yes
[19:50:34] <Dunners> I don't even know what you're saying
[19:50:38] <astropoint> Kat is good at tech support
[19:50:38] <Circadia> macfag
[19:50:40] <willfir> oh don't worry Dunners
[19:50:43] <willfir> none of us do
[19:50:44] <astropoint> seh can talk you through the reinstall
[19:50:47] <willfir> Kat uses a mac
[19:50:54] <astropoint> no she doesn't
[19:50:57] <astropoint> no wait
[19:50:59] <astropoint> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:51:01] <willfir> and therefore makes no sense to anyone with intelligence

[ZeeC]

[20:54] <ZeeClone> The first question on my Chemistry midterm was worded as such:

"A base is not like an acid because a base _____"

A. Has a pH above 7
B. Has a pH of 7
C. Has a pH below 7
D. Are all belong to us

IMMD
[20:54] <ZeeClone> WIN!
[20:55] <repairednewt> is that an easy question then?
[20:56] <ZeeClone> You clearly don't know your memes
[20:56] <repairednewt> well I don't do chemistry
[20:56] <ZeeClone> ahem
[20:56] <ZeeClone> <quote>
[20:56] <ZeeClone> All you base. Are belong to us
[20:56] <ZeeClone> </quote>
[20:57] <repairednewt> so is a meme a base or an acid?
[20:57] <NudeDaro> Also, that's GCSE chemistry repairednewt.
[20:58] <ZeeClone> <facepalm>
[20:58] <repairednewt> because I still don't quite get it
[20:58] <ZeeClone> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_b ... long_to_us
[20:58] <ZeeClone> ffs
[20:58] <NudeDaro> +me hands ZeeClone a jaffa cake
[20:58] <ZeeClone> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg
[20:59] <repairednewt> never played it
[20:59] <ZeeClone> repairednewt: how old are you?
[20:59] <repairednewt> 19
[20:59] <ZeeClone> 'splains it
[21:00] <ZeeClone> you were 14 when this meme landed
[21:00] <ZeeClone> hang on
[21:00] <ZeeClone> no
[21:00] <ZeeClone> 12
[21:00] <NudeDaro> Still...
[21:00] <ZeeClone> I may have to confiscate a couple of your geek cards repairednewt
[21:00] <NudeDaro> I thought EVERYONE knew about 'All your base are belong to us'
[21:00] <repairednewt> landed? :s
[21:01] <NudeDaro> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
[21:01] <repairednewt> this game looks a lot older than 2002
[21:01] <NudeDaro> Since I think you don't understand what a meme is.
[21:03] <repairednewt> yeah that meme stuff is kinda confusing

[astropoint]

[19:47:53] <Harmony3> btw
[19:47:54] <Harmony3> astro
[19:48:11] <Harmony3> you seem to know ALOT about computers for a physicist

[Zeus]

11/02/2010

-[20:38] <ZeeClone> arse
-[20:38] <ZeeClone> still need to fix that bleeding thing

[mids]

11/02/2010

-[20:38] <ZeeClone> arse
-[20:38] <ZeeClone> still need to fix that bleeding thing

Haha, that's quality ^

[01:20:55] <dinosaur> does this work?
[01:22:11] <mids> yes it does
[01:23:17] <dinosaur> thank you

[astropoint]

[21:21:03] <sinfa> 137.205.70.1
[21:21:12] <sinfa> wrong box, soz

Wasn't even his own IP

[shadowqueen]

[06.36] <JonSmith> i feel physically sick
[06:36] <JonSmith> ive slept through a whole day
[06:36] <JonSmith> and im not even sleep deprived
[06:37] <JonSmith> this isn't good, ive missed a lab and a test
[06:40] <JonSmith> there must be something wrong with me
[06:40] <JonSmith> ive slept from 2am to 6
.
.
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[06:47] <shadowqueenie> write an email to your lecturer as well asap, letting them know what happened and that you're going to the doctor this morning
[06:47] <JonSmith> wait, is this the morning?
[06:47] <shadowqueenie> yes....
[06:47] <JonSmith> fail

You have to love him though...

[mids]

[16:48:47] <gpw> yeh i take credit for 1 man 1 jar

another quality taking out of context

[BigG]

mids being... erm... mids


[00:03:26] <mids> it's sippodzed ti ve a scholday for me but i was on the lash
[00:03:32] <mids> need to revise tomoror
[00:03:33] <mids> sw
[00:03:34] <mids> s
[00:03:36] <mids> d
[00:03:39] <mids> *w
[00:03:44] <mids> !_!
[00:03:57] <mids> i fail at drunk-typing
[00:03:59] <MobileBigG> Hehe
[00:04:07] <MobileBigG> Yes, that is pretty fail

[shadowqueen]

[15:19] <JonSmith> i can dilate to around 10cm without tearing

Ah... typos ^_^

[BigG]

Or *was* it??

[mids]

[17:03:06] <Dunners> I hope that someone streamed a whole metric-fuck-tonne of Naruto over the break
[17:03:12] <Dunners> No-one had any before
[17:03:17] <astro> why didn't you get it?

...

[17:04:35] <Dunners> Well i tried a torrent
[17:04:44] <Dunners> But it was going to take about 16 hours for one epsiode
[17:04:47] <willfir> oh there's that slot
[17:04:47] <Dunners> So i gave in
[17:04:47] <astro> you said streamed, not torrent
[17:04:55] <Dunners> There's a difference?

(abridged edition)

[JonSmith]

Sarkins' drunken monologue:

[05:03] <Sarkins> HELLO TWOFO
[05:06] <Anubis> hello Sarkins
[05:07] <Anubis> I assume you are drunk
[05:12] <Sarkins> how do you know I'm here
[05:12] <Sarkins> also, a little
[05:13] <Anubis> magic
[05:37] <Sarkins> twofo, I'm not drunk any more, and someone has taken over my bed.
[05:38] <Sarkins> Even typing is happening terribly slowly due to the horrific typos I keep having to go back and correct
[05:38] <Sarkins> This is absolutely tragic.
[05:55] <Sarkins> ohhhh TWOFO
[05:55] <Sarkins> it depresses me that I am literally the worst, in that I'm still up at basically 6am
[05:55] <Sarkins> Quite far from sober.
[05:55] <Sarkins> Oh where are the resident alcoholics when you need them?
[05:56] <Sarkins> Anyway, I would go to bed, but it's been stolen. So I shall go to floor instead. GOODBYE TWOFO.
[05:57] <Sarkins> I LOVE YOU. You give me free, illegal files, but free time wastage between lectures. What's not to love? Seriously!
[05:57] <Sarkins> Glorious.
[05:57] <Sarkins> Toodles.

bless her