Funny Things Freshers Say!

[yoinkster]

[23:07] <Powers> -kick Eriyaa speed Tricky You fail.
[23:07] <Powers> Powers is kicking Eriyaa because: speed Tricky You fail.
[23:07] <Powers> damn
[23:07] <Powers> -kick speed You fail.
[23:07] <Powers> Powers is kicking speed because: You fail.
[23:07] <Powers> kick Tricky You fail.
[23:07] <Powers> feck
[23:07] <Powers> -kick Tricky You fail.
[23:07] <Powers> Powers is kicking Tricky because: You fail.
[23:08] <yoinkster> now whos the one who fails

[astropoint]

[13:32:26] <Kegger> Amd O camt fomd ,y depdramt GAJ

And you lot complain about me!

[Kegger]

[13:32:26] <Kegger> Amd O camt fomd ,y depdramt GAJ

And you lot complain about me!

You say that, but Mids understood me!

[mids]

[13:32:26] <Kegger> Amd O camt fomd ,y depdramt GAJ

And you lot complain about me!

You say that, but Mids understood me!

That doesn't really count 'cause I read like that when I'm drunk, so it was purely natural...

[mids]

[22:06:38] <pandaman> OK WHO HERE HAS THE BEST PORN COLLECTION
[22:06:39] <iwantcheese5> man in man action
[22:06:46] <pandaman> I NEED TO MAKE LOVE TO MY HAND MITTEN

[ZeeC]

[22:06:38] <pandaman> OK WHO HERE HAS THE BEST PORN COLLECTION
[22:06:39] <iwantcheese5> man in man action
[22:06:46] <pandaman> I NEED TO MAKE LOVE TO MY HAND MITTEN

ew

[astropoint]

I know, still not a fresher, but still...

[22:16:57] <astropoint> try /luafile formatting.lua
[22:17:08] <Keggerz> /laufile formatting.lua
[22:17:15] <astropoint> try again
[22:17:25] <Keggerz> /laufile formatting.lua
[22:17:33] <astropoint> and again
[22:17:38] ** astropoint waits for the penny
[22:17:52] <Keggerz> /laufileformatting.lua

[mids]

I know, still not a fresher, but still...

[22:16:57] <astropoint> try /luafile formatting.lua
[22:17:08] <Keggerz> /laufile formatting.lua
[22:17:15] <astropoint> try again
[22:17:25] <Keggerz> /laufile formatting.lua
[22:17:33] <astropoint> and again
[22:17:38] ** astropoint waits for the penny
[22:17:52] <Keggerz> /laufileformatting.lua

Pure and ultra win.. Nice one Kegger

[astropoint]

[02:21:42] <killjoy> astropoint are you the founder of dc

The power.....the ultimate power....ME. Muhahahaha, I control the world, I founded DC!!!

(Fear not, I did correct him and point him at Cocodude for adoration)

[astropoint]

This one was quite sweet in its own way.

[12:57:40] <DionBoucicault> -tell <Dogtanian> <Please could you help me, I can't search anything. Sorry i'm new to this, thanks>

It set off my automated IP script as well, just to top it off

[itsmonktastic]

[13:02] <(www)Zeus> someone neesd to learn to spell :p
[13:02] <(www)Zeus> needs*
[13:02] <(www)Zeus> shut it

:p

[Zeus]

spelling and spaz fingers are two different things

[astropoint]

Oooh ooh I get to use that as well now then do I?

[mids]

[16:31:39] <repairednewt> is my internet working?

heh

[astropoint]

[12:25] < matwilko> -commands
[12:26] < matwilko> -rules
[12:29] < matwilko> -ip
[12:33] <astropointy> you'll want to go to http://checkip.dyndns.org to get your IP rather than use that command
[12:33] <astropointy> it doesn't work properly since you have to use stunnel to connect
[12:37] < matwilko> -ip
[12:39] <astropointy> yes, it gives you 127.0.0.1 which is wrong
[12:39] <astropointy> well, not technically wrong as such, but not right for DC++
[12:42] < matwilko> -ip

Hello there brick wall, how are we today?