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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:44 pm
by cocodude
Haha! That was hillarious! I had to try and stifle my laughing at work
Cocodude
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:57 pm
by Guest
Not twofo noobs but computer noobs generally, here's a sequence from my old job as phone support monkey:
Me: Now, type in tracert 212.159.6.9 and then press enter
Customer: [after some minutes of aggravatingly slow typing] Okay, now what?
Me: What do you see? Read off what's on screen.
Customer:I've just got tracert 212.159.6.9placenta
Me:[falls off chair]
TMA
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:37 am
by CrAzYfOoL
LMFAO!! omg how can people be tht dumb ?!
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:07 am
by echelon
ROFL
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:21 pm
by astropoint
Lovely quote...last day of term...newbies all come on and want stuff...and we get...
hi, is DC++ a P2P thing ?
I can't dl from epguides.com!
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:18 pm
by whyiseverynicktaken
so so funny!
[20:57]<ball> anyone having some fresh charmed series?
[20:57] <whyiseverynicktaken> ball.........epguides.com is you friend
[21:07] <ball> epguides.com. no downloads available there
[21:07] <whyiseverynicktaken> no
[21:07] <whyiseverynicktaken> u need a special client
[21:07] <ball> wats that?
[21:07] <whyiseverynicktaken> it's called download accelerator plus
[21:08] <ball> ok.forget it.thx annyway
[21:08] <whyiseverynicktaken> you're welcome
Sigh.....the opportunities i lost due to his laziness! I had such wonderful mental images of guiding him through installing DAP....... then putting the link in...then trying to dl...failing..........oh well!
Searching broken!
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:41 pm
by whyiseverynicktaken
[19:31] <GoodNickname> is searching broken?
[19:31] <Smelly_Kat> awww
[19:31] <Smelly_Kat> GoodNickname: no the search isn't broken
[19:31] <Smelly_Kat> you have connection issues
Lol! that never gets old does it?
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:43 pm
by astropoint
They always seem to assume that the hub is broken in some way. Almost never that they are set up wrong.
Who knows of any time where searching didn't work because te hub was broken?!
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:38 pm
by BigG
There was this time when it didn't work for me... oh, hold on... nope, that would be because I didn't put the right IP in...
The astrobug
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:09 pm
by whyiseverynicktaken
I *know* this is supposed to be a page for funny thing *freshers* say....but this one *has* to go down as the most spectacular example of the astrobug EVER! What does it say????
[14:05] <astropoint> i have been knowi bit too latye having turned it off without noti bit too latye having turned it off without waking up
rofl!
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:02 pm
by BigG
w...t...f...
That is all.
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:24 pm
by astropoint
My excuse that time was the the keyboard was a bit too far away from the receiver and so missed quite alot of letters/words.
(And all of the times I used the backspace key for that matter)
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:41 pm
by BigG
That's a crap excuse
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:57 pm
by astropoint
It's the best/only one I've got. Have any of you managed to work out what I was saying yet?
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:25 pm
by astropoint
Another great one today
[21:54:07] <wtrettrytuyti> ok, where r the rules?
[21:54:14] <astropoint> type -rules
[21:54:16] <Keynes> type -rules
[21:54:19] <Ohhhhyeah> please, tell me how to pronounce your name
[21:54:20] <astropoint> like it says on the MOTD...
[21:54:22] <wtrettrytuyti> wot?
[21:54:24] <Ohhhhyeah> type -rules
[21:54:27] <wtrettrytuyti> wot r type rules?
[21:54:36] <Ohhhhyeah> type -rules
[21:54:37] <astropoint> type, as in ont he keyboard, -rules
[21:54:37] <Ohhhhyeah> like this
[21:54:39] <Ohhhhyeah> -rules
[21:54:43] <Keynes> hahaha
followed later by:
[21:56:31] <wtrettrytuyti> anyways, i dont know wot u mean, and y'all seem kinda jobless, so please find someone else to have fun with.
[21:56:41] <wtrettrytuyti> wot r rules
[21:56:50] <wtrettrytuyti> where can i read the rules?
[21:56:51] <Wells> type -rules ffs
[21:56:52] <yoinkster> oh cheese and rice
[21:56:53] <Ohhhhyeah> ahahahaha
[21:56:54] <astropoint> argh!!!
[21:57:00] <Keynes> i should really be on ur side wtrettrytuyti
[21:57:02] <astropoint> just type -rules
[21:57:03] <Wells> type in "-rules"
[21:57:05] <yoinkster> how the fuck did you a) get on to this hub and b) get into uni ?!
[21:57:06] <Wells> -rules
[21:57:06] <wtrettrytuyti> -rules
[21:57:08] <Wells> say that
[21:57:11] <astropoint> yes!
[21:57:15] <Keynes> there u go