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[18:45:26] <Iloveleaf> can i only download things that people who are online at the time have?
He never answered when I asked how he planned on downloading things from offline people :(
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[22:38:23] <Dunners> I was probaly the most sober one there, so its my duty to rod you drunken fools and keep whatever i get
quality typo :D
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[23:38:37] <Philthy> how to train your pet dragon
[23:38:55] <mids> not like that
[23:41:02] <Philthy> dumb and dumber?
[23:41:08] <mids> nope
[23:41:27] <mids> try clicking the magnifying glass at the top
[23:41:49] <Philthy> two girls one cup
[23:42:14] <mids> eheheh
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[22:46:49] <astro> I am going to put a wild guess and say you are connected to the hub but can't download from anybody?
[22:46:52] <astro> perhaps...?
[22:47:16] <olliem17> yh, how did u know?
[22:47:18] <astro> see we hacked your computer to turn off your download ability
[22:47:28] <olliem17> how?
[22:47:34] <astro> ...magic?
[22:47:36] <mids> he's got leet skills
[22:47:41] <astro> and that
[22:47:43] <mids> did it to me a few weeks ago
[22:47:46] <olliem17> can u stop hacking me plz
[22:47:50] <olliem17> :)
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Sarah and her crazy theories :p
[23:26] <Plebeianess> I've just thought of something entertaining.
[23:26] <JonSmith> care to elaborate?
[23:26] <Plebeianess> By printing money, you're technically stealing value from every single person in the economy
[23:26] <Plebeianess> The amount you steal from each person varies according to their wealth
[23:26] <JonSmith> yep
[23:27] <Plebeianess> so technically by printing money in America, the person you're stealing from most is Bill Gates.
[23:27] <Plebeianess> FUCK YEAH
[23:27] <JonSmith> ha ha ha
[23:27] <JonSmith> that's brilliant :P
[23:27] <Plebeianess> THIS IS FOR CREATING VISTA, BITCH
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When giving somebody advise on ripping dvds....
[20:09:15] <JonSmith> http://rapidshare.com/files/178874661/AnyDVD_HD6507.rar
[20:09:19] <JonSmith> ^^ there
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[20:17:05] <JonSmith> use the link i posted
[20:17:17] <Joe> but that link seems to just be a free trial? then you start paying?
[20:17:20] <JonSmith> might have to be careful with the keygen though ;)
[20:17:30] <JonSmith> my link? it has a keygen
[20:17:46] <Joe> ohh ok
[20:18:09] <Joe> doesnt seem to jon
[20:18:25] <Joe> says i have to select my subscription,, start at $6.99
[20:18:35] <astro> was there nothing else in the rar file?
[20:18:48] <astro> which you would have extracted, or at least opened
[20:18:57] <Joe> no.. its just a webpage
[20:19:14] <astro> oooh
[20:19:15] <astro> right
[20:19:23] <astro> and click the button for 'Free User'
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And to think I was about to explain CSS encryption to him... oops :mrgreen:
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[19:47:08] <Kuhn> I've got this new spellchecker
[19:47:16] <Kuhn> spellchecking for the pretentiosu
[19:47:25] <Plebeianess> heh
[19:47:26] <Kuhn> pretenous*
[19:47:27] <Kuhn> pretentious*
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[15:44:33] <fastdude7> who are the ips 78.86.95.217 and 88.110.156.32?
[15:44:56] <mids> do a whois
[15:47:26] <fastdude7> whois 78.86.95.217
[15:47:36] <fastdude7> -whois 78.86.95.217
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[19:44:18] <astro> Shaan - sounds like the windows firewall is bodged up somehow, if you click on the Stary button there should be a box at the bottom you can type into, put 'services.msc' into there and press enter
[19:45:21] <Shaan> which stray button
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[00:20] <mids> oops i just tried male-male usb action by accident
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Oh it's harsh I know, but you'd think by now they'd know what we were like.
Main chat
[18:21:58] <Phipli> you really shouldn't have added the webcam feature to the towfolive
[18:22:05] <Phipli> too many people have it on their phones
[18:22:31] <astropoint> blame Cocodude, not me
And into pm...
[18:23:21] <willfir> what webcam feature? >.>
[18:23:24] <willfir> i see no webcam
[18:23:37] <astropoint> ...
[18:24:06] <astropoint> do you ahve popups blocked on it?
[18:24:10] <astropoint> that might be why
[18:24:21] <willfir> oh, perhaps
[18:24:24] <willfir> i'll have a poke about
[18:24:35] <willfir> oh or do i have to sign in?
[18:24:51] <astropoint> yes
[18:25:08] <willfir> noes i got nothing >.>
[18:25:25] <astropoint> differnet browser?
[18:26:27] <willfir> hmm i'll try laters
[18:26:29] <willfir> ta anyhow
[18:26:34] <astropoint> no problem
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[01:24:50] <DefinitelyNotPleb> is pleb online?

[01:26:09] <midsy> the client is

[01:26:34] <midsy> -seen Plebeianette

[01:26:34] <Dogtanian> midsy: Plebeianette was last seen at Tue Jan 4 22:35:52 2011, having said "Yes. Yes I will. :D"

[01:27:21] <DefinitelyNotPleb> ha ha

[01:27:28] <DefinitelyNotPleb> no probme,

[01:27:48] <DefinitelyNotPleb> thanks dogtanian

[01:28:26] <willfir> -info DefinitelyNotPleb

[01:28:28] <midsy> snigger
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everybody should thank the dog... glad this fresher did too.. even if it does read as if they thought the dog was a real person :lol:
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It's hard work sometimes
[13:05:11] < patch> | hustle
[13:05:31] <@astropointy> | yes....
[13:05:39] <@astropointy> | the search window s the magnifying glass at the top
[13:05:47] <@astropointy> | or View -> Search
[13:06:08] < patch> | californiacation
[13:06:13] <@astropointy> | fine
[13:06:16] <@astropointy> | search here then
[13:06:21] <@astropointy> | nobody has it though
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