Funny Things Freshers Say!

Smelly_Kat · Post by **Smelly_Kat** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:15 pm

Many many times! So many infact that I've now written an idiots guide to setting your connection up! Only trouble is it's too long to script so I keep it in notepad ready to send

echelon · Post by **echelon** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:35 pm

Smelly_Kat wrote:Many many times! So many infact that I've now written an idiots guide to setting your connection up! Only trouble is it's too long to script so I keep it in notepad ready to send

hehe u'll have to send a copy to all of us.. I could use one of those

echelon · Post by **echelon** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:44 pm

Just had a funny conv on twofo

among the many places I could have quoted I thought this was the best:

<Echelon> use that in ur browser as if it were a url
<***********> browser? sorry mate

after which I needed to explain the term browser lol:

<Echelon> browser - Internet Explorer or Firefox

Smelly_Kat · Post by **Smelly_Kat** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:47 pm

ROFL!
That's a classic!

echelon · Post by **echelon** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:50 pm

astropoint joined half way through.. twas very funny

Smelly_Kat · Post by **Smelly_Kat** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:55 pm

Damn this stupid computer!! If it hadn't overheated and reset itself I would have had that logged

Grrrr..../me *SPANKS* this computer

echelon · Post by **echelon** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:03 pm

dont worry astropoint has the logs and can send them to u... but yes give ur computer a good spank!!

Post by **BigG** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:24 pm

I begin to wonder how some of these peole even manage to switch the computer on...

echelon · Post by **echelon** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:05 am

very true.. surprising.. but maybe they had someone else do it

echelon · Post by **echelon** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:55 pm

just got reminded of the recent incident with a fresher not being able to install AutoGK

was fairly amusing me thinks... he was told several times to use AutoGK and yet he continued to ask wat software to use for ripping DVDs.. it was finally discoverd that it was because he couldnt figure out how to use it... poor ickle fresher

Post by **astropoint** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:18 pm

Cut this from the logs from a few nights ago. One wonderful fresher! Now read on...

[2006-02-22 01:41] <yujia> wat is twofo ??
[2006-02-22 01:41] <TMA> here
[2006-02-22 01:41] <yujia> sry new user only today
[2006-02-22 01:41] <TMA> twfo is here
[2006-02-22 01:41] <yujia> o
[2006-02-22 01:41] <TMA> please keep up
[2006-02-22 01:41] <yujia> so twofo social is just coming in here and talking ??
[2006-02-22 01:41] <TMA> no
[2006-02-22 01:42] <TMA> a social is when people meet up in real life
[2006-02-22 01:42] <TMA> have some beers, talk, perhaps even hook up with chicks and get laid
[2006-02-22 01:42] <TMA> but mostly just have beers
[2006-02-22 01:43] <yujia> haha i kno that
[2006-02-22 01:43] <yujia> but u said twofo is here
[2006-02-22 01:43] <yujia> ehh im confused
[2006-02-22 01:43] <TMA> yes, it's a social for people who hang out here
[2006-02-22 01:43] <yujia> o
[2006-02-22 01:43] <yujia> i c
[2006-02-22 01:43] <TMA> Great stuff
[2006-02-22 01:43] <TMA> have a biscuit
[2006-02-22 01:43] <yujia>
[2006-02-22 01:43] <yujia> ty
[2006-02-22 01:43] <TMA> it's like a British version of a cookie
[2006-02-22 01:44] <yujia> ye
[2006-02-22 01:44] <yujia> im in uk
[2006-02-22 01:44] <yujia> :p
[2006-02-22 01:44] <yujia> oo i thought this was a uk server
[2006-02-22 01:44] <yujia> wher is it ??
[2006-02-22 01:44] <BigG> Rofl
[2006-02-22 01:44] <TMA> Oh... dear... lord
[2006-02-22 01:44] <TMA> how did you even find this place?
[2006-02-22 01:44] <BigG> +me stabs TMA in the eye with a stabby thing
[2006-02-22 01:45] <yujia> lol 2 tell u the truth i have a frnd that knos thos
[2006-02-22 01:45] <yujia> this
[2006-02-22 01:45] <yujia> cos the uni im at blocks all p2p stuff and this server was like a backdoor
[2006-02-22 01:45] <yoinkster> -ip yujia
[2006-02-22 01:45] <TMA> I see.
[2006-02-22 01:45] <Hub-Security> Unknown command: !getp yujia
[2006-02-22 01:45] <Hub-Security> yujia has ip: 137.205.34.7
[2006-02-22 01:45] <yujia> the ip
[2006-02-22 01:45] <yujia> ehh
[2006-02-22 01:45] <TMA> Well, you found us.
[2006-02-22 01:45] <yoinkster> are we at different unis to you then
[2006-02-22 01:45] <yujia> i didnt kno any of this
[2006-02-22 01:45] <yujia> ><
[2006-02-22 01:46] <astropoint> eh?
[2006-02-22 01:46] <astropoint> what uni are you at?
[2006-02-22 01:46] <yujia> well im at warwick uni
[2006-02-22 01:46] <astropoint> really?!
[2006-02-22 01:46] <astropoint> wow!
[2006-02-22 01:46] <astropoint> warwick!
[2006-02-22 01:46] <yujia> r u ther?
[2006-02-22 01:46] <BigG> Surely not!
[2006-02-22 01:46] <astropoint> good lord
[2006-02-22 01:46] <TMA> Woah not another warwick student
[2006-02-22 01:46] <astropoint> that's impressive
[2006-02-22 01:46] <BigG>
[2006-02-22 01:46] <yoinkster> woah thats amazing
[2006-02-22 01:46] <TMA> that's the third this week
[2006-02-22 01:46] <yujia> lol
[2006-02-22 01:46] <yujia> seems this server is like the only place 2 d/l
[2006-02-22 01:47] <yujia>
[2006-02-22 01:47] <Smelly_Kat> so many warwick students about
[2006-02-22 01:47] <TMA> can't you guys get your own hub or something?
[2006-02-22 01:47] <Smelly_Kat> /me wonders where they all came from
[2006-02-22 01:47] <yujia> no cos it'll get banned
[2006-02-22 01:47] <TMA> Oh, what's it like there anyway?
[2006-02-22 01:47] <yujia> cos all p2p is banned here
[2006-02-22 01:47] <Smelly_Kat> yeah...someone should set one up
[2006-02-22 01:47] <astropoint> amazing how you can downlaod at network speeds too over their internet yujia
[2006-02-22 01:47] <yujia> cos illegal stuff blah blah blah :p
[2006-02-22 01:47] <astropoint> must be one hell of an internet connection
[2006-02-22 01:47] <Smelly_Kat> yujia: you could still set up an internal hub
[2006-02-22 01:47] <TMA> I heard they have the Halls of Rape in warwick - is that true? Does everyone get raped there?
[2006-02-22 01:47] <yujia>
[2006-02-22 01:47] <yujia> astro im d/l off u right now
[2006-02-22 01:47] <TMA> even dogs?
[2006-02-22 01:47] <yujia> just took all ur oc 1st series :p
[2006-02-22 01:48] <yujia> haha no
[2006-02-22 01:48] <yujia> no rape
[2006-02-22 01:48] <astropoint> i can see you are
[2006-02-22 01:48] <yujia> ...at lest ...
[2006-02-22 01:48] <BigG> *Head* ------------------> *Desk*
[2006-02-22 01:48] <astropoint> so what's the internet like there?
[2006-02-22 01:48] <TMA> but some beastiality though?
[2006-02-22 01:48] <yujia> haha
[2006-02-22 01:48] <yujia> shhh
[2006-02-22 01:48] <yujia> net?
[2006-02-22 01:48] <yujia> ok the story goes:
[2006-02-22 01:48] <astropoint> to get that sort of download speed it mus be pretty good
[2006-02-22 01:48] <yoinkster> i heard warwick was the uni rape capital of the world, i was thinking of going there
[2006-02-22 01:48] <yujia> ppl use DC++, so warwick net blocks
[2006-02-22 01:49] <yujia> haha its not
[2006-02-22 01:49] <yujia> try budapest
[2006-02-22 01:49] <TMA> surely not... are they some sort of nazis?
[2006-02-22 01:49] <yujia> normal fil d/l is like reduced 2 10kb/sec
[2006-02-22 01:49] <yujia>
[2006-02-22 01:49] <BigG> *Head* ------------------> *Floor* [via desk]
[2006-02-22 01:49] <astropoint> so how are you getting 4MB/s form me? :S
[2006-02-22 01:49] <yujia> but late at night when no 1 is d/l porn
[2006-02-22 01:49] <astropoint> *from
[2006-02-22 01:49] <yoinkster> woah 4mb/s ... thats cool
[2006-02-22 01:49] <yujia> also this is unblocked
[2006-02-22 01:49] <Smelly_Kat> /me falls off chair
[2006-02-22 01:50] <yujia> haha
[2006-02-22 01:50] <Smelly_Kat> omg! 4MB/s
[2006-02-22 01:50] <Smelly_Kat> thats awsome
[2006-02-22 01:50] <yujia> im taking out all ur files guys
[2006-02-22 01:50] <TMA> you should get that chair fixed Kat
[2006-02-22 01:50] <yujia>
[2006-02-22 01:50] <Smelly_Kat> must be a kick ass connection
[2006-02-22 01:50] <yujia> lol
[2006-02-22 01:50] <TMA> you'll do yourself an injury sometime
[2006-02-22 01:50] <Smelly_Kat> /me fixes chair
[2006-02-22 01:50] <yujia> *clap
[2006-02-22 01:50] <yujia>
[2006-02-22 01:50] <TMA> you'll want to see the nurse about that, yujia
[2006-02-22 01:50] <greenthumb> I thought you were gone kat
[2006-02-22 01:50] <Lammoth> -info yujia
[2006-02-22 01:50] <BigG> Rofflemahjig!!!!1111!!!!1111111111111
[2006-02-22 01:51] <yoinkster> -flipacoin should i ring a tv show to try and win 4gran?
[2006-02-22 01:51] <Dogtanian> yoinkster: The answer to should i ring a tv show to try and win 4gran? is: Yes
[2006-02-22 01:51] <Smelly_Kat> I was then this started greenthumb
[2006-02-22 01:51] <yoinkster> yes boss
[2006-02-22 01:51] <greenthumb> what is "this" kat ?
[2006-02-22 01:51] <yujia> see nurse about huh ??
[2006-02-22 01:51] <Lammoth> is everyone keepign quiet about the fact yujia is well under the share limit cos it is too much fun?
[2006-02-22 01:52] <TMA> never mind, I'm sure it'll pass eventually (although your urine may not)
[2006-02-22 01:52] <astropoint> that's a point actually
[2006-02-22 01:52] <yujia> share limit??
[2006-02-22 01:52] <yoinkster> +me hadnt noticed
[2006-02-22 01:52] <astropoint> how did he get on?
[2006-02-22 01:52] <Smelly_Kat> aww come on be nice
[2006-02-22 01:52] <yujia> i was told it was 10gig yes?
[2006-02-22 01:52] <astropoint> nah - leave him
[2006-02-22 01:52] <Smelly_Kat> he is from warwick afterall
[2006-02-22 01:52] <astropoint> he's downloading loads of stuff off me
[2006-02-22 01:52] <yoinkster> -info yujia
[2006-02-22 01:52] <astropoint> so as long as he shares it he'll be ok
[2006-02-22 01:52] <yujia>
[2006-02-22 01:52] <BigG> *Head* ------------------> *Ground* [via desk, floor and basement]
[2006-02-22 01:52] <Lammoth> yeah, i do feel sorry for people at warwick
[2006-02-22 01:52] <astropoint> we have to be nice to these celebs from warwick uni
[2006-02-22 01:52] <TMA> having problems staying awake there BigG ?
[2006-02-22 01:52] <yujia> when i started i shared stuff from 'movies' which is >10gb
[2006-02-22 01:53] <yujia> hopefully i grab 100gb at the end of the week:)
[2006-02-22 01:53] <BigG> Yeah
[2006-02-22 01:53] <astropoint> wow
[2006-02-22 01:53] <BigG> Really diffifult TMA
[2006-02-22 01:53] <astropoint> not bad
[2006-02-22 01:53] <Smelly_Kat> /me falls off chair again
[2006-02-22 01:53] <yujia> lol
[2006-02-22 01:53] <Smelly_Kat> 100GB in a week
[2006-02-22 01:53] <yujia> /gives screwdriver
[2006-02-22 01:53] <Smelly_Kat> not bad considering your uni blocks dc
[2006-02-22 01:54] <yujia> haha they dont kno about this connection
[2006-02-22 01:54] <Lammoth> also..why the hell is yoinkster trying to win 4 grans?
[2006-02-22 01:54] <Smelly_Kat> /me attempts to fix chair again
[2006-02-22 01:54] <yoinkster> 4grand
[2006-02-22 01:54] <TMA> They don't know about it? Do you use some sort of special connection masking?
[2006-02-22 01:54] <yoinkster> i missed the d :p
[2006-02-22 01:54] <yujia> mm im not sure
[2006-02-22 01:54] <Lammoth> yeah i couldn't resist
[2006-02-22 01:54] <BigG> Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hurry up Dattebayo, hurry up and sub Bleach!!!!
[2006-02-22 01:54] <yujia> i was told it was going thru a different user?
[2006-02-22 01:55] <yujia> i really dont kno, im v knowledgable with computers
[2006-02-22 01:55] <yujia> not v*
[2006-02-22 01:55] <yujia> :p
[2006-02-22 01:55] <astropoint> don't worry
[2006-02-22 01:55] <astropoint> it doesn;t really show
[2006-02-22 01:55] <TMA> Well I was going to say, the keyboard certainly seems to be your fortÃƒÆ’Ã†â€™Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â©
[2006-02-22 01:55] <yujia> haha
[2006-02-22 01:55] <Smelly_Kat> yeah, you must have done some fucky stuff to get outta your uni block
[2006-02-22 01:56] <astropoint> when unis block stuff like this they tend to be fairly thorough
[2006-02-22 01:56] <yujia> ye ..the bastards :/
[2006-02-22 01:56] <yujia> so wher r u guys from ?
[2006-02-22 01:56] <TMA> India
[2006-02-22 01:57] <TMA> Mostly
[2006-02-22 01:57] <yoinkster> nigeria
[2006-02-22 01:57] <TMA> except yoinkster
[2006-02-22 01:57] <TMA> honeymoon in nigeria
[2006-02-22 01:57] <TMA> no idea why
[2006-02-22 01:57] <astropoint> kat's from way up north
[2006-02-22 01:57] <astropoint> near scotland
[2006-02-22 01:57] <TMA> Iceland?
[2006-02-22 01:57] <Smelly_Kat> Iceland
[2006-02-22 01:57] <mich2> northern monkey
[2006-02-22 01:57] <astropoint> something like that
[2006-02-22 01:57] <Smelly_Kat> indeed
[2006-02-22 01:57] <yujia> haha
[2006-02-22 01:57] <Smelly_Kat> the north >>>>> everywhere else
[2006-02-22 01:57] <TMA> it's weird to think Kat and I think on the same wavelength... *shudders*
[2006-02-22 01:57] <Smelly_Kat> *hides*
[2006-02-22 01:58] <Smelly_Kat> hahahaha
[2006-02-22 01:58] <yujia> lol
[2006-02-22 01:58] <BigG> Lol TMA, unfortunate!
[2006-02-22 01:58] <Smelly_Kat> sorry TMA
[2006-02-22 01:58] <TMA> How is iceland this time of year anyway?
[2006-02-22 01:58] <TMA> getting light yet?
[2006-02-22 01:58] <BigG> Cold
[2006-02-22 01:58] <yujia> lol
[2006-02-22 01:58] <Smelly_Kat> cold
[2006-02-22 01:58] <astropoint> chilly i imagine
[2006-02-22 01:58] <astropoint> no penguins though
[2006-02-22 01:58] <Smelly_Kat> nipple errection cold!!
[2006-02-22 01:58] <TMA> okay I'm getting the cold vibe
[2006-02-22 01:59] <yujia> ye dark and cold haha lucky u
[2006-02-22 01:59] <ProjectEchelon> I'm from denmark.. u know that place that does nothing but produce evil cartoons
[2006-02-22 01:59] <yujia> haha
[2006-02-22 01:59] <ProjectEchelon> its the only thing we kno how to do
[2006-02-22 01:59] <Lammoth> it could be worse, i'm down here in oz and it is bloody boiling
[2006-02-22 01:59] <yujia> :/ i dont know dk 4 its cartoons :s
[2006-02-22 01:59] <mich2> is it true that in denmark they use bacon as bank notes?
[2006-02-22 01:59] <TMA> had your beer factories switch over then, ProjectEchelon ?
[2006-02-22 01:59] <astropoint> hello ProjectEchelon
[2006-02-22 01:59] <BigG> Yarr! Let's go and bomb his embarsy!!!!
[2006-02-22 01:59] <yujia> :S
[2006-02-22 02:00] <ProjectEchelon> yea Carlsberg was getting old we decided to be truly famous
[2006-02-22 02:00] <Smelly_Kat> hey ProjectEchelon...thought you'd gone to bed
[2006-02-22 02:00] <astropoint> i convinced him he had a reason to stay up
[2006-02-22 02:00] <Smelly_Kat> ah cool
[2006-02-22 02:00] <TMA> You do realise it's 3am there, ProjectEchelon
[2006-02-22 02:00] <ProjectEchelon> yea I was on my way to bed actually
[2006-02-22 02:00] <mich2> what was the reason? to piss his time away on twofo?
[2006-02-22 02:00] <yujia> lol
[2006-02-22 02:00] <astropoint> of course
[2006-02-22 02:00] <astropoint> can there be any other reason?
[2006-02-22 02:00] <BigG> TMA, that's not late though
[2006-02-22 02:00] <mich2> none better thats for sure
[2006-02-22 02:00] <yujia> lol
[2006-02-22 02:00] <TMA> It is to Danes
[2006-02-22 02:00] <ProjectEchelon> but I'm still trying to work how I can force my lappy to boot into windows and use a network HD to play music to wake me with
[2006-02-22 02:01] <Smelly_Kat> well clearly twofo is the best way to spend your time
[2006-02-22 02:01] <TMA> because, at 3am, it'll be 4 there, and therefore late
[2006-02-22 02:01] <ProjectEchelon> but windows sux at using network drives
[2006-02-22 02:01] <Smelly_Kat> awww
[2006-02-22 02:01] <Smelly_Kat> /me hasn't booted windows in over a week
[2006-02-22 02:01] <BigG> It's 1300 here and I haven't been to sleep yet!
[2006-02-22 02:01] <TMA> you'll probably want to give it a boot Kat, it'll get lazy
[2006-02-22 02:02] <Smelly_Kat> having a nice lunch over there then BigG
[2006-02-22 02:02] <yujia> haha
[2006-02-22 02:02] <yujia> damn u
[2006-02-22 02:02] <mich2> why is everyone in a foreign place?
[2006-02-22 02:02] <TMA> It's very international
[2006-02-22 02:02] <laura2> does anyone know if there is any ER on dc? i can't believe there isn't....
[2006-02-22 02:02] <ProjectEchelon> well we danes have to sleep to have energy to draw all those cartoons
[2006-02-22 02:02] <ProjectEchelon> its very hard work u kno
[2006-02-22 02:02] <yujia> magic
[2006-02-22 02:02] <Lammoth> search....
[2006-02-22 02:02] <TMA> There is, laura2, you just have to search for it

Zeus · Post by **Zeus** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:51 pm

hehe thats cute dumb, kinda like how a dumb blond girl with huge breasts is cute... otherwise its just sad...

yoinkster · Post by **yoinkster** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:56 pm

astropoint wrote:Cut this from the logs from a few nights ago. One wonderful fresher! Now read on...

[2006-02-22 01:41]
[2006-02-22 01:45] <Hub-Security> Unknown command: !getp yujia
[2006-02-22 01:45] <Hub-Security> yujia has ip: 137.205.34.7

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
nice use of the bot there astr

Post by **astropoint** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:03 pm

Well, who ever said that my typos were only there to make you laugh

echelon · Post by **echelon** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:40 am

come on.. of course astro will make typos

and yes thats quite a funny sequence