King of the Hill

[ZeeC]

Because I am. Simple rules. Take the hill to be king of the hill. The more gratuitous violence, the more fun is had.

I stick the twofo flag at the top of the hill.

My Hill

[mids]

my hill because i own all

[yoinkster]

after having turned up with an almighty army to take down the mids clan, and winning an epic battle in which 50 warriors lost their life, a million horses were shot {just for shits and giggles cos no-ones likes horses}, many madiens were raped and mids was decapitated, yoinkster placed his flag ontop the hill.
but since that wasn't enough, the great yoinkster decided to sacrifice his remianing warriors to teh god Dave cos daves random like that.
many were burnt, some gutted, some peeled and others simply poked with a hot iron rod but there was plenty left to eat and lots of women (;

[ZeeC]

while yoinkster was doing all that... he should have been paying attention to the fact that he was doing it all on the wrong hill.

I point and laugh from...

My Hill